Nip/Tuck Season One

Pilot - McNamara/Troy
Old friends Sean and Christian are partners in a plastic surgery office. Their relationship is under fire after Christian operates on a Colombian drug lord who pays him in drug money. Sean's family life is also in upheaval, and he is headed for a mid-life crisis.
Mandi/Randi
Twin sisters want plastic surgery done to look different from each other. Meanwhile, Sean moves out so he can experience life as a single man. Matt decides to try and perform a circumcision on himself after his girlfriend sees his penis. Also, Christian is plagued with romantic thoughts of Julia.
Nanette Babcock
Sean and Julia discover Matt has tried to circumcise himself and try to stage an intervention to his personal situation. The business is sued by a faithful client, the plastic surgery-addict Ms. Gruber, after Sean accidentally leaves a surgical tool inside of her body. Meanwhile, Christian and Grace struggle with a mentally unstable patient.
Sofia Lopez
Wallis Forsythe is a pornography mogul who meets Christian at a party and agrees to send some business his way. Merrill Bobolit is a hack surgeon who's more successful than Sean and Christian because of his willingness to take on any client. Both team up for Sean and Christian's practice for Forsythe's easy money and Bobolit's sleazy competition to inject a dose of conflict into Sean and Christian's partnership.
Kurt Dempsey
An ex-lover returns and leads Christian to a sexaholics meeting while Sean and Julia deal with an unexpected pregnancy.
Megan O'Hara
Someone is vandalizing Christian's possessions, and he attempts to find the culprit. A chemotherapy patient who is considering breast implants brings excitement to Sean's life, and Matt finds himself in a threesome with Vanessa and Ridley.
Cliff Mantegna
Christian's difficulties with Kristin are exacerbated when his feelings for Julia are revealed. Jude is hired as an intern, to sexy and disastrous results. Matt is caught mid-threesome by Julia.

Cara Fitzgerald
Matt and his Jewish schoolmate enjoy training him how to live as devout Jew without truly believing and use heroine, but accidentally hit a 16-year old girl which was tying her shoelaces and just stood up unnoticed while Matt was driving. They thought it was just an animal and left, but Sean reads in the paper about the Cara Fitzgerald case. Miss Devon Greco wants her nose changed because it reminds her of her abusive real father, Christian refuses the case as unrealistic expectations. Michael Shannon insists Dr. Troy (literally) handles the embarrassing birthmark-removal from his ball-sack 'in time for his expensive honeymoon' within two weeks. The boys learn Cara is a model student; Matt visits her in hospital, as coma patient, where he meets her mother Kate, pretending to be a member of the prayer club she founded and learns her family are Christian Scientists, hence refuse drugs. Seans lover Megan O'Hara insists on breast implants after cancer and a divorce. Psychiatrist Grace Santiago's indiscretion makes both partners want to fire her, and find out about each-others unprofessional relationships. Matt tells Sean only that he cares for Cara ands asks him to do her plastic surgery. Christian is shocked to hear on TV his 'about to marry' patient Michael Shannon is a Catholic priest who just escaped trial for sexual abuse of several young boys and realizes they helped the monster hiding his intimate identity. Henry wants to confess for religious reasons, Sean tries to convince Cara's mother not to refuse 'sinfully unnatural' plastic surgery and gets a court order so he and Troy can do an urgent operation to save her eyesight. Christian changes his mind about florist Devon Greco who admits she lacked the courage to press charges till her abusive father became terminal. Seeing father Shannon still seems to crave boys Christian goes to confession with him for the first time in 22 years, only to insist he confesses to the police under threat of scalpel and photos- it works. Now he tells Sean about his own abusive foster father Mr. Troy who bribed him to 'sell his body' as a boy.
Sofia Lopez: Part 2
However hard sexy Kimber Henry tries to please Dr. Christian Troy, she's not the unborn woman who can hold on to his lust, let alone love, while Dr. Merril Bobolit has no hotter dream then a girl that beautiful and dumb, so they plan to 'trade' her for his Lamborghini and do a good job breaking him and her up, only even she can't love buffoon Merril for his money. Sean still has a hot affair with Megan O'Hara, but promises to dump her after accidentally confessing to Matt, thinking to be caught while the boy actually came to discuss whether Gods omniscience is enough reason to confess about Cara. Julia is made to believe by their jealous fellow college med-student Suzanne that her lover Jude, also her personal trainer, only does that work to find clients as call-boy; when she tells him to confess, he comes clean his British accent is fake, but she doesn't believe that's his only pretense. Patient Sophia Lopez is preparing for his/her final trans-sexuality operation, but the supportive lesbian nurse Linda confuses him so much in the last night before that he decides at the last minute to cancel the surgery till further notice. Kimber turns up at Christians place offering to have sex, apparently flattered she was traded for such an expensive sports car, but once she has him in cuffs...
Adelle Coffin
Sean is shocked Christian, who operates a patient with hospital phobia whose fingers got severed, switched middle- and index finger and didn't even admit it when Liz pointed the error out; Christian now completely loses his professional self-respect. Megan's doctor warns her the benefits of treatments no longer outweigh the contras; tired of fighting she decides after throwing up in a fancy restaurant she wants euthanasia. Sumner Charles asks a scrotum lift, his fiancée Mrs. Grubman a vaginal rejuvenation, and demands both under her free deal but Sean must do her. Both surgeons and Merril Bobolit must take an official 10-yearly test, on cadaver heads; Troy fears he'll fail because his, an old lady, is too small, so Sean suggests he practices- hearing about a similar woman's recent accident, he goes to the morgue for the Jane Doe- the night clerk allows it in exchange for a chin job. Sean imagines his cadaver head starts talking to him about Megan and Julia, which convinces him to help Megan commit suicide pain-free by OD, but then guilt ruins his concentration so he walks out at the exam: fighter Christian passes, he the perfectionist fails. After Megans memorial service, Sean confirms Julias suspicions they had an affair- she says she couldn't actually commit her intended infidelity, and is too heart-broken to take him back.
Montana/Sassy/Justice
Patience Miss Montana Caine?Keane wants her 'tankls' fixed, a contraction for 'tank-ankles', alias piano legs or suspension bridges, and her visible veins. Her irrational tantrums while being prepared for the OR lead to consultation of her shrink Dr. Reed, who explains she had over 20 personalities, of which only Montana and Sassy, the gate-keeper who controls the appearance of all others, remain 'in harmony'. Grace Santiago is angry not to have been consulted earlier, Sean reminds her she has no equal position, and neither he nor Dr. Troy had feelings for her while having sex. When she tells Montana operating is only the last option, Sassy attacks her and an aggressive third personality reappears, Justice, who threatens to raise numerous 'us'. Christian gets a visits from his nymphomaniac ex Gina Russo, who announces she's pregnant- from him; she demands his support, threatening with an abortion otherwise after a week; at AA he accepts to pay, but is a day late, so she calls him heartless and an unfit father, apparently having had an abortion. Christian gets paternal, even complaining Sean, who must morn Megan in silence now Julia and Matt know, didn't invite him to his godchild Annie's eight birthday party; he brings Julia a present for Annie, a caged bird; Julia considers shutting him out altogether, while doubting if she wants to stay with Sean, who must wait for his venereal tests; he's negative, but she still can't bear his intimate touch. Matt meets Cara, recovered with some scars, who explains she has almost total amnesia and invites him to her next prayer group meeting; only he and his Jewish-born mate Henry turn up, who announces he doubts his Jewish faith and intends to ask Cara for the prom, but she asks Matt. Julia returns the bird to Christian because it doesn't fit in with Annie's present pet Frisky and asks him about Megan; she steals his hairbrush for a DNA test without telling him about is, and brings it and Sean's razor the lab, which announces a margin of error just under 1%. At a new visit, Russo tells Christian she's not aborted - they intend to come to 'realistic' terms. Henry is hyper-stressed, confused and preparing to tells Cara the truth, to Matt's horror. Julia comes tell Christian the test result, but Gina is still there and blurts out her arrangement, so she doesn't tell him, yet hopes he'll be a good father ...

Antonia Ramos
The plastic surgeons operate a Latino woman with bad breast implants, but find out these are just a customs deception devised to turn would-be immigrants into couriers by their spooky acquaintance, Colombian drug baron Eduardo Escobar, who forces them to 'harvest' more of those cocaine packages, in addition to paying him a fortune they can't raise so fast, even selling precious assets. At the same time nymphomaniac Gina Russo bleeds Christian financially and emotionally in the name for her/their baby. Meanwhile Julia is the only member of her Pilates class that doesn't blackball Sophia, the transsexual.
Escobar Gallardo
The surgeons are still forced to harvest drugs from breast implants for Colombian cartel monster Escobar Gallardo. Christian gets a cold reception from bride Kimber when he visits Dr. Merril Bobolit's place to demand he retracts an advert showing her, Troy's masterpiece, off as his work. Julia coaches mother-to-be Gina and defends Christian's father potential. Mr. Parks wants tail hair of his show dog transplanted to Sir Winston's head; $150,000 is more then they can afford to refuse, yet Sean's ethical objections prevail- Merril gets the patient but kills him. Julia offers Sean her wedding ring for sale even though their marriage will never be fine again. Gina gets Christian to have sex with her to speed up her painful pregnancy; shortly after he delivers her, but gets a rude shock: the baby is colored, yet he still considers him his son. Escobar demands the docs help him branch out to organ harvesting; when Sean refuses, he shoots nurse Liz in the leg. Sean buys a gun, but is unable to shoot Escobar, who offers him one way out: operate him a whole new identity. Mr. Parks' damage lawsuit puts Bobolit out of business, the partners back on the map. Escobar is surgically transformed into Mr. Armand Otiz; four months later he finds out the face is that of a real wanted criminal, Jorge Barco, when the FBI arrests him.

Nip/Tuck Season Two

Erica Noughton
Julia McNamara gets a surprise visit from her glamorous mother, successful child psychology author Dr. Erica Noughton, who has various reasons to want plastic surgery and insists that Sean should operate her; that even worsens his worries about an unsteady hand, and the specialist tells him it's a fashionable psychosomatic condition without a medical cure. Christian wrestles with his instincts- while resenting Gina Russo emotionally blackmailing him with her halfbreed baby, he is determined to become a good father, but swears to keep his mundane (sex-)life, so he looks for a nanny and hires Linda, the candidate with the sexiest 'fringe-benefits', but finds she's neglecting the child... Meanwhile the doctors operate on Libby Zucker, whose face is so horrible she'll need at least five major, risky operations and is most uncertain in her 'steady' relationship with attractive Chad Myers who she knows to have affairs.
Christian Troy
Christian was enjoying sex with a young model, but an allergy caused her to sneeze so her butt crushing down broke the Casanova's killer face's nose, which must be operated. Sean hoped his anxiety was over after mother in law Erica Noughton's operation, but it suddenly returns during pro bono surgery on Mr. Unger, who nearly gets butchered. Matt is interrogated after the police arrested his mate Henry in the Cara case; he denies to know anything. After a visit from Henry's shocked father, Sean suspects the truth, but Matt still denies any part in the car hit. In Dr. Monica Jordan's waiting room, Christian meets adolescent patient Calvin Murray, who says his third nipple prevents any sex life, agrees a male doctor is less embarrassing, and is eager for the gorgeous girls in Dr. Troy's waiting room. When Sean finds out Christian booked another surgeon and attacks him, he gets reminded of his list of grave errors and looses confidence again, handing the scalpel to Christian for the nipple job. Erica explains to Julia how parents, unable to accept their own failing, unconsciously transfer their ambition to their children, who thus come under excessive stress, which probably caused Matt and Henry to go overboard. Then Sean tells her his nervous disaster. Christian cheerfully stripped for Dr. Jordan who was to check him for melanoma, but was told his love handles need preventive action at age 40; to re-boost his self-confidence, he demands his next 'ride' to call him sexy, but even Gina finds that too weird and tells him he's becoming as ugly outside as inside. Henry tells Matt at a prison visit the incessant pressure was what got to him, he snatched when Cara rejected him and now fears to be raped in jail. Frustrated he operates on his own nose in front of the mirror- now he realizes and Sean sees what a shaky second can do to a surgeon; terrified Sean must fix the face of their common future, without general anesthetic so the patient can verbally assist and boost his confidence, which works.
Manya Mabika
Manya Mabika, a Somalian model, wants the surgeons to give her an orgasm by reverting her traditional female circumcision as a girl, even if the experimental technique for an artificial clitoris is highly unreliable. Macho Christian proves a far better 'parent' for Wilbur then his nymphomaniac mother Gina; when he refuses to have a baby with her, she uses Wilbur as blackmail leverage. Sean and Julia have good sex, but he cannot accept she doesn't get an orgasm. Patient Elias Perri has absolutely no body-hair, and is pushed by his life-coach, Ava Moore, to try a donor-hair transplant to erogenous zones. Sean makes an appointment for Julia with Ava, who gets into a row on the value of therapy with Julia's mother, Dr. Erica Noughton. Once she has her fake clitoris, Maniya asks Dr. Troy to be her 'true healer' in bed- when she gets no orgasm, he insists with Sean to revise her clitoris, but all it really takes is a lesson in female self-pleasing by Liz. Christian is shocked to find Gina has Sexaholics lined up for 'hetero-insemination' to give Wilbur a sibling.
Mrs. Grubman
As Julia and Sean's daughter, Annie, faces puberty, they must both face the harsh realization of maturity and deal with their own issues about getting older. When Gina tells Christian he can no longer be involved in Wilbur's life, Christian is forced to reach out to an old flame in order to build a case to gain sole custody of Wilbur.
Joel Gideon
Now both biological parents have teamed up to demand the court full and exclusive custody over 'his' baby, Christian Troy is ready to throw in the towel- but for once worst-mother-ever Gina Russo motivates him positively, so they still engage the probably hopeless legal fight. While holding and talking on his cell phone while he is driving at the same time, Sean McNamara causes a serious car accident, but without serious harm, except that his attitude towards life is shocked. He now wants to taste life to the full, and first accepts an offer to earn a luxury car by advising crash dummy tests with a corps; next he seeks adventure, but when he goes as far as to encourage Matt, who shows still to love him as his daddy, to eat a potentially lethal sushi in a Japanese restaurant, Julia walks out with his offspring. Joel Gideon is a patient whose love of danger in mountain-climbing caused him to get such bad frost bite that a facial zone including his nose is now dead tissue, and is determined to return to the same mountain after his reconstructive surgery.

Bobbi Broderick
Roberta 'Bobbi' Broderick, a ripe lady, wants plastic surgery to compete with younger women for her dream job, selling clothes. Julia sends Matt for therapy to life coach Ava Moore, but she abuses trust games to seduce the teenager; uncle Christian must bail him out after jerking off outside her window; she won't be told off, threatens to disclose he's the biological father and demands free botox. Allegra Calderello has her burned lips replaced by skin from the homonymous part of her vagina, provided her old-fashioned Sicilian husband thinks it's from another organ.
Naomi Gaines
Dissatisfied ex-liposuction-patient Bobbi Broderick scares others away even right in the doctors's waiting room, demanding a public admission on TV, or she'll sue them. Life coach Ava Moore 'professionally motivates' Matt between the sheets, to the anger of her own, allegedly jealous, also 16-year old son Adrian, who she regrets not to have aborted. Sean and Julia are not amused when Matt sets off the brand new alarm, sneaking in at night after 'studying together with Adrian' they didn't even know existed. Serial raper-mutilator 'the Carver' sends the doctors both patients, now model Naomi Gaines, and scary packages. Christian decides to offer his alternative pro-bono story to bitch Bobbi's journalist, Andrea Hall, who happily lands in his bed before she even knows his professionally relevant name and succeeds. When the McNamaras invite the Moores for dinner, Adrian sort of hints at the truth and kisses startled Matt in the kitchen, then blurts it out after Ava lies never to have denied him anything; Julia throws the child-rapist out. Bobbi now promises a class-action law-suit, but after Naomi sides with the doctors admits she herself did everything wrong, even missed her job interview on purpose. When Matt goes break up with Ava, she tells him about Julia's infidelity; finding ma searching his room 'you'll have to earn your privacy now' he makes her confess Christian sired him, but when Sean walks in doesn't tell but falls in daddy's arms after confessing his just ended relationship with Ava.
Agatha Ripp
The doctors accept to operate pro bono the whore Agatha Ripp, who claims her greatest sin was to have inflicted stigmata to herself and asks them to convince St. Olav shelter and the parish they are fake. The surgeons must reassure pregnant Liz and Julia, who even gets psychosomatic shingles. When the news lands them with a baby's congenital caudal appendix, also pro bono, Sean fails to convince the archdiocese's Father Maley Agatha can't have miraculous stigmata. While still recovering from the operation, Agatha gets unexplained new ones, now claiming they're real but she doesn't want them and the blood is not hers. When Julia tells him Christian is Matt's father, Sean is shattered, furious, throws her out and attacks his partner. Liz also has shattering news for Christian.

Then Agatha Rose and Raven Rosenberg
After finding out Christian and Julia are Matt's biological parents, Sean is hell-bent to dissolve his partnerships with both, despite professional advice it would be utter disaster for the surgery. Matt and Sean remain tight as son and dad. The doctors still fly together for what is now likely to be their last case, a historical pro bono multi-disciplinary operation: the oldest Siamese twins ever separated, teenage sisters Rose and Raven Rosenberg, who are joined at the forehead. Neither dreamed of being alone, but it's necessary to give one sister chemotherapy. Having to share a dorm room makes the partners reminisce their past and complementarity. Julia's "I gave everything up for you" routine has lost all effect on Matt, who feels no connection with her and even returns to Ava, so she calls the 'fathers', but neither wants to make sonny study hard now. The operation kills Raven, Rose seems to have lost the will to live and dies too. Sean hits the Scotch and pays prostitute Renée for a threesome with 'Julia' and Christian, the one thing they never quite shared. Only now, mother Rosenberg admits neither girl wanted to survive alone; the sisters are re-joined posthumously. The sole survivor is- the surgeons' partnership, Sean has come to his senses.
Kimber Henry
Ike Connors is a unique client: he is an author who writes books about extreme experiences, and his newest book contract is for the experience of having breasts, which the plastic surgeons must create, just like his wife's, whose mastectomy made them aware how important boobs are for the female (self-) image. Sean is ready to continue working with Christian as they need each-other business-wise, but won't consider forgiving or understanding Julia to any degree, so he doesn't want her to disturb daughter Annie's routine. Christian's ex, actress Kimber Henry, has finally become a porno starlet and consults the doctors to correct the vagina on a sex doll after her image which should be a financial goldmine; Sean takes the prototype home and has sex with both the silicon - and the natural versions. After his operation was a success, Ike changes his mind because of the pain and as it feels lesbian, to his wife's fury. Julia picks up a non-local businessman Roger in a bar, but he is a masochist who took her for a hooker; now Sean rescues her but returns straight to Kimber's doll.
Natasha Charles
Natasha Charles is an unusual patient- her whole body is attractive, but since birth her eyes are blind, covered with a 'scary' white-blue membrane, as Christian puts it when she asks him to make her attractive to him, so the doctors operate to implant artificial eyes from an expert. Afterward Christian follows her when he hears she has an Internet date, finds out that's a blind man who still asks him whether she's attractive and even dumps her when he lies she's much older; so he's happy to fill in and enjoys sex with a woman who can't be after his gorgeous body. Meanwhile Sean remains merciless on Julia, who has her breasts enlarged by a female surgeon and gets unwanted visitors- lice on Annie's head from some classmate and her own mother Erica, who tries in vain to make Sean and Christian do an intervention with Julia and rushes off again to another lecture; when Sean is unmoved by her improved balcony she overdoes her painkillers and has a bad fall trough a glass wall...
Julia McNamara
Now Julia McNamara has crashed trough a glass wall after having OD'ed out of frustration with her shattered family since Sean knows Matt isn't his biological son, she is dreaming an alternative reality, where just about everything is different and everyone plays an amended part, e.g. Christian Troy is a loyal husband- and still it is far from perfect for her.
Oona Wentworth
Christian and Sean discover a maid's horribly mutilated forehead is the result of the systematical sale of 'Bobotox', a scandalous 'cheap Botox', by their former associate Dr. Merril Bobolit, who is now a drug addict; Christian gets him into addicts anonymous, where he falls in love but is rejected as a loser. Matt sees how Adrian Moore helps himself to lots of opiates from his mother Ava's stock, to sell to school kids, hiding it in his jacket; the boys fight, and the bitter old lady principal won't budge for Ava's threats or Christian's offer to donate to the school, but accepts plastic surgery. Shortly after, Adrian urinates in a soap dispenser at school just before Matt will use it, but innocent school mate Trevor Hayes suffers the same fate- his parents demand punishment, and since Matt doesn't rat, Sean, who has claimed his parental role back from Christian, makes him come straight from school to his office 'for meaningless chores'. Ava punishes Adrian by giving all his clothes to her Salvadorian new toy-boy, Alfonso Tehon Jr. Now Bobolit and his lay partner, a massage parlor owner gone bust, even operate, but the patient dies; they plan to dispose of the cut-up corpse; Christian accidentally finds out and is knocked out and strapped down, about to have his face 'stolen' by the madman, who fortunately passes out trying to operate on himself simultaneously. Matt uses his surgery chores to make up with Sean. Adrian and Ava make up and pass straight to incestuous kissing.
Trudy Nye
Because of the loud music Christian's blind girl friend Natasha Charles notices nothing when two brats first moon her and then steal half of his sports car while she's waiting in it for him to return from the video store. Ava Moore continues to exasperate Adrian. Kimber Henry believes a palm reader that prolonging her hand lines can improve her faith and is angrily embarrassed when Julia and her date Kevin Hodgekiss greet Sean and her in the restaurant where the then couple celebrated Valentines day last year; in bed Sean promises her the absurd operation. Trudy Nye has the doctors repair her nose, broken 13 years ago by her about to be released from jail abusive husband Stan, who semi-accidentally killed their five-year old son Tyler for leaving toys all over the house; when the reconciled couple returns to have his face made unrecognizable, Christian refuses any form of complicity. Christian stands in for Sean to operate Kimber, and gets her to have sex there, so Sean can walk in on them end break up with her as he wanted. When Sean and Julia confront Ava about her incest while doing it with Matt, she says Adrian was given up for adoption because of a mental handicap; he runs away. Christian dumps Natasha after she forgave him 'too nobly' for fucking Kimber. Trudy returns to have her newly broken nose fixed, pregnant but denying Stans guilt.
Sean McNamara
Christians hedonistic world comes crashing down when his crazy sex-addicted ex Gina calls him because she has tested positive for HIV, so he fears to be positive too. After confiding into Sean, he gathers the courage to inform his numerous sexual contacts who need to be tested too, including baby Wilbur and his father. Kimber is surprisingly understanding, even tells him he won't be alone and abandoned by everyone. Sean is attacked by a masked unknown, drugged and slashed in the face. Julia helps nurse him but stays with Kevin. It's probably the doing of the madman who attacked a girl at Matts school, and her parents asks him to help personally, which doubtlessly would arouse his utter anger; yet he operates her. Christian visits Gina in a crappy clinic, and finds she's not on the necessary cocktail, lacking health insurance; he can now tell her to have tested negative himself.
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky asks the surgeons to undo all the plastic surgery she ever had as actress Joan Rivers, being ashamed she started the fashion of plastic surgery, especially to her lovely loving grandson Cooper, and pointing out it's a superb publicity stunt for her and the surgery firm. Ava says even besides Matt in bed, she'll never be happy again as long as people judge her; he proposes to start again in Paris and promises her anti-depression drugs- Christian surprises him stealing and sees trough his pretense it's for him; when he confronts her, she dares him into sexual power play, but he suddenly walks out during a fuck and tells Sean Ava is a male transsexual, which explains his shopping list for Matt who risks irreparable psychological damage if he finds out. The serial slasher's victims seem butchered even worse; it gives Sean nightmare hallucinations, as if talking to Colombian drug mafioso Escobar Gallardo who says he must kill the slasher, so he gets a better security firm. Adrian buys a gutting knife. The surgeons fly to Cara Nelson in Baltimore, searching the only surgeon who could have done a perfect sex change on Ava 17 years ago, pretending she's their patient, and learn her file was passed on to a colleague, retired Dr. Barett Moore, who now breads orchids and tells them Avery Tanner was a pretty gay boy who actually lusted him enough to choose a sex change, but the following marriage was a lie despite Adrian's birth. Julia tries threatening Ava to back off, and learns her price is the finishing touch-vaginal operation, which the doctors give her- with Barett, to her delighted surprise. Afterwards she tells Matt he's a hopeless boy needing a mother and refuses to go to Paris with him. Joan doesn't even like the idea of seeing what her inverse operations idea would make her look like, the computer simulation makes her change her mind- to another face-lift. While Ava is packing to leave alone, Adrian turns up; she fails talking and kissing him into joining her to Paris: being lied to too often, he stabs- himself to death. Matt is welcomed back home, Sean sleeps with a loaded revolver in hand, but the slasher surprises Christian...

Nip/Tuck Season Three

Momma Boone
After Christian's Carver attack, Sean must look for a new partner to keep the practice going. Sean has to surgically separate on a 600-pound, super-obese woman from a couch she has spent the past three years on. Meanwhile, Julia realizes that she has to make a decision about the future of her marriage.
KiKi
Christian and Liz operate on a female gorilla who must have a facial scar removed before she mates, whilst Sean operates on a former thug who wants to go straight. Meanwhile, Matt discovers the truth about Ava and releases his inner anger on a transsexual he picks up at a bar.
Derek, Alex, and Gary
Christian and Quentin operate on a group of frat guys, two of which have had their faces stuck to the butt of another. Meanwhile, Sean, Julia and Christian come to blows over what to do with Matt, and Christian has trouble in his three-way relationship with Kit and Kimber.
Rhea Reynolds
Christian and Quentin treat the latest Carver victim, but Christian has suspicions. Matt gets a restraining order against Sean, and social services become involved. Sean operates on an elderly woman who wants to look young again, in order to help her Alzheimer's-affected husband remember her.
Granville Trapp
Rhea Reynolds is found dead (apparently murdered by the carver). Christian is the prime suspect. A man with a very hollow face (caused by the HIV medication that he's taking) is this episode's patient.
Frankenlaura
Faced with a lack of clients following the Carver controversy, Sean and Christian agree to pro bono work taking apart a Frankenstein-like woman assembled by a dangerous necrophiliac. Meanwhile, Gina returns and proposes a business venture with Julia.

Ben White
Christian faces a question of ethics over a man who wants his leg amputated for personal reasons. Sean joins the FBI to perform procedures on people in the witness protection program, and meets a woman on the run with her son. In order to gain publicity for Spa De La Mer, Julia, Gina and Liz market a face cream to Joan Rivers made of semen. Christian makes a bold move in his relationship with Kimber.
Tommy Bolton
Sean has feelings for Nikki Moretti. Quentin goes after Julia and she welcomes his attention. Christian has a down-syndrome patient who wants to look like the rest of his family. Christian meets with his birth mother again.
Hannah Tedesco
Christian and Quentin disagree over the ethics of an extremely dangerous operation that would enhance their medical reputations. Sean is thinking about giving up everything and disappearing into the Witness Protection Program with Nikki and her son.
Madison Berg
Christian still has second doubts about the wedding. Gina tries to convince Kimber to leave him. Matt's new girlfriend compares plastic surgery to the work of the Nazis.
Abby Mays
Sean wants Quentin out of the practice after finding out that he's dating Julia. Christian seems to be ok after Kimber leaving him, but his actions indicate otherwise.
Sal Perri
A plane crashes just after take off in Miami. Julia's mother might be one of the passengers. Christian, Sean, Julia and Liz are all trying to save the lives of the people that survived the plane crash.
Joy Kringle
Sean and Christian are perform a mico-liposuction on Joy Kringle, a woman who acts as Mrs. Claus during the Christmas season. During her lipo they find a seventeen year old fetus inside her. Julia is not feeling well. A blood test performed by Sean reveals why. She is pregnant.
Cherry Peck
Christian finds out that Kimber didn't ditch him at the altar but was abducted by the carver. Quentin is a Carver suspect. Julia has bad dreams about her pregnancy. Sean is threatened into doing pro bono work on the transgender woman who was beat up by Matt.
Quentin Costa
The Carver strikes at a sorority house. His identity is revealed. Ariel's dad kidnaps Matt and Cherry. Ariel's dad forces Matt to make a life threatening decision, while the carver tries desperately to get his last minute revenge. Julia discovers that there might be something wrong with her baby.

Nip/Tuck Season Four

Cindy Plumb
Burt Landau and his wife are the new owners of McNamara/Troy. Landau also wants surgery on his testicles. Dr. Troy and Dr. McNamara meet a woman named Cindy Plumb, a 50 year old phone sex operator seeking surgery to repair her signature voice.
Blu Mondae
Sean and Julia make a big decision regarding their unborn child. Christian and Sean hit troubling waters with their new boss, and they finally realize that they no longer own their business. Matt's family doesn't understand his new path in his life.
Monica Wilder
Sean and Julia are looking for a nanny. Sean wants to turn to Christian for support after his hidden desires are revealed. But, Chistian is pre-occupied with his own worries about being too fat.
Shari Noble
After having a nipple bitten off by her dog, Shari Noble comes in to have it reconstructed before her husband returns from Iraq. Julia meets a breast-feeding expert. Christian and Liz hit a lesbian bar where Christian tries to attract one of the women there but she's attracted to Liz instead. Sean and Christian meet with a kidney specialist for one of their patients.
Dawn Budge
A lottery winner offers Christian a fortune. Christian certainly needs the money since he's being blackmailed by James. Christian and Sean are trying to get Matt away from Kimber and Scientology. Sean offers something to Julia.
Faith Wolper, PhD
Sean soon discovers that Monica Wilder doesn't intend to leave him alone. Christian's therapist has an obsessive torment to reveal. And Burt Landau proposes an unusual solution upon learning that Christian and Michelle are having an affair.
Burt Landau
Dawn Budge needs an ear transplant. Burt Landau suffered a stroke and asks Christian and Sean to fix his face.

Conor McNamara
Mrs. Grubman is back for more Plastic Surgery this time she wants Christian to preform it after she has passed on. Sean and Julia have conflicts over Conor's Surgery.
Liz Cruz
Liz's new gilfriend, Poppy, wants her to have cosmetic surgery. James makes Christian and Michelle help her steal another kidney. Sean offers consultation to Marlowe, who wants longer legs.
Merrill Bobolit
The past haunts Christian and Sean when Merrill Bobolit returns from prison with a request from another inmate. Dr. Merrill Bobolit, who's out of jail, needs Sean's and Christian's professional services. Escobar Gallardo wants them to perform surgery on his face. And Matt tells his family that he's married and that he and his wife are expecting a baby.
Conor McNamara, 2026
It's the year 2026. Conor is getting the whole family together. In the present, Julia and Sean's marriage is at a crossroads.
Diana Lubey
Even though he doubts his ability to maintain a long term relationship Christian proposes to Michelle and a lonely Sean takes a pathological case for rationalities that have as much to do with himself as with the patient, and James requires to use McNamara/Troy for her own operations.
Reefer
Sean drinks to a great extent as he spends a depressing Christmas without his family; Christian gets an surprising gift when a 3-year old Wilber comes back into his life; and James pressures Michelle to help as she takes forceful measures to fill her holiday kidney quota.
Willy Ward
Sean contrives to sell his portion of the practice; Michelle's connection with James finally ends, but not with James' boss; Gina is not happy to discover about Michelle's role in Wilbur's life; Matt tries to rekindle the spark with Kimber; and Poppy and Liz break up.
Gala Gallardo
Sean considers selling his shares of the practice to Christian and Michelle, although Michelle's past starts to threaten her future with Christian. Meanwhile, Escobar's wife needs cosmetic surgery. Sean considers selling his shares of the practice to Christian and Michelle, although Michelle's past starts to threaten her future with Christian. Meanwhile, Escobar's wife needs cosmetic surgery.

Nip/Tuck Season Five

Carly Summers
Sean and Christian have relocated their practice from Miami, Florida to Los Angeles, California. Being new to the city, they find themselves having to start from scratch business wise. What they thought would naturally fall into place turns out to require some foot work. So, Christian and Sean hit the town and the nightclub scene and begin discovering a whole new world.
Joyce and Sharon Monroe
Christian takes Fiona's advice and poses nude for Playgirl. Sean begins dating Kate Tinsley, the leading actress on Hearts 'n Scalpels, and discovers a secret from her past that forces her into surgery. Julia visits Los Angeles and announces a surprising new development in her love life. The surgeons operate on rival Marilyn Monroe impersonators.
Everett Poe
Sean is disturbed by Olivia's 18-year-old daughter Eden, who comes to McNamara/Troy for a hymen reconstruction. Matt visits L.A. with baby Jenna and claims he has left Kimber. Liz questions Julia and Olivia's relationship.

Dawn Budge II
Dawn Budge returns, who seeks recuperative surgery from Sean and Christian over a series of unfortunate events that has included an eagle mauling her face. Meanwhile, Annie and Eden start to form a sisterly bond, which unnerves Sean knowing that the twisted sociopath/seductress, Eden, is after him to break up everyones happiness.
Chaz Darling
A patient inspires Sean to take his relationship with Kate in a new direction. Eden uses extreme methods to persuade Christian to perform surgery on a friend. Kimber reaches out to an former business associate when she and Matt fall on hard times.

Trivia For Nip/Tuck

• Sophia Bush admitted in an interview that she didn't feel comfortable making the love scenes with co-star Kate Mara.
• Dr. Christian Troy's character was originally named Dr. Christian Vega. The name was changed when Julian McMahon was cast in the role.
• In the first series, Roma Maffia's character (Liz) has the surname Winters. From series 2 onwards, her surname has changed to Cruz.
• Each episode is named after a character undergoing plastic surgery in the episode. • The stereo used while performing surgery is made by Bang & Olufsen from Denmark.
• Liz is revealed to be a lesbian, and that she has just ended a fifteen year relationship with a woman named Jan.
• This is the first episode to question Matt's true paternity. After seeing a picture, Grace jokingly asks Sean, "Is your son the mailman's?"
• Music: “Motherf**ker” by We Are Evolved (Christian with tanning booth girl) “Genetic World” by Telepopmuzik (Mandi/Randi surgery) “Coup D’Etat” by Sekou The Ambassador (Christian/Matt at strip club) “Walking On Space” by Smooth (Christian gets lap dance from stripper) “Over My Head” by Fleetwood Mac (Julia finds Christian in bed with Mandi/Randi)
• The scene where Matt asks Julia for the cuticle scissors, the stove clock reads 6:40PM. Julia is to meet Christian 20 minutes later. This presents how strictly accurate the crew is.
• Six weeks after the pilot episode, Dr Pendleton is part of the business as their practice psychiatrist. He's fired later on in this episode however, making this his only ever appearance.
• First appearance of Dr Grace Santiago played by Valerie Cruz. She's a regular cast member for the rest of the first season, but does not return after season 1. First appearance of Suzanne Epstein, another recurring character of the show.
• Annie's gerbil Frisky is found in the toilet pipes by a plumber.
• Matt attempts to circumcise himself • If Mandi and Randi were smart enough, they wouldn't wear the same sleeveless shirt, the same hairstyle, the same makeup while bitching about how different they are. And they expect people to be able to tell the difference between one another?! Christ, what they need is a brain implant! Goof: When Matt and Julia have a talk near the end of the episode, Julia's hand goes from Matt's shoulder to Matt's cheek between each shot.
• Dr. Santiago describes a former patient of hers as having attention deficit disorder while the symptoms she describes are for obsessive-compulsive disorder.

• In real life, there are 3 Sean McNamaras that work on TV and movies. Sean I is the exec. producer of "That's So Raven" and director of the movie "Bratz". Sean II works in the sound departments. Sean III helped writing "Scrapple".
• Julia's maiden name is Noughton. The McNamara home is located at 1657 Essex Way.
• First appearance of Kimber Henry who would later in Season 3 become a cast regular. Mrs. Grubman and Escobar Gallardo also make their first appearances, recurring later on for more episodes this season and recurring more in Season 4.
• Christian's boat is named "The Boatox", a play on spelling. Botox is an anti-wrinkle drug.
• Music:
"Lonely” by Bebel Gilberto (Christian driving in his car during opening credits)
"Paint It Black" by Rolling Stones (during Perez's face surgery)
“Truth or Dare” by N.E.R.D (Christian botoxing girls at the suite)
“Panoptica” by Nortec Collective (When Escobar tortures Christian)
• Despite the episode being named after her, Nanette Babcock doesn't have surgery. This is the first time in the show's history that the episode is named after someone who doesn't have surgery.
• Music:
“Theme Song” by Emergency (Matt walks in on Ridley and Vanessa)
“The Blue Danube Waltz – Op. 314” by Johann Strauss (Mrs. Grubman’s tummy-tuck surgery)
“Breathe Deeply” by Bird York (Christian calls Nanette/Nanette working out on treadmill)
“The Boy from Ipanema” by Peggy Lee (Mrs. Grubman and Christian in the bedroom)
“So Damn Beautiful” by Poloroid (Nanette commits suicide)
• Polaroid's "So Damn Beautiful" is used during Matt's breakdown and Nanette's suicide at the end of the episode. This song also appears on the Nip/Tuck soundtrack.
• Matt finally gets circumcised
• In this episode, Sean tells Matt that he'll do the circumcision but he has to be more open about anything and everything. But Matt WAS open. Okay so he went to Christian first, but he DID tell his dad he wanted the op, and dad flatly refused
• First appearance of Merril Bobolit played by Joey Slotnick. Merril recurs this season and appears once more in season two.

First appearance of Jude played by Phillip Rhys. He also recurs this season, but later is a guest every season (so far).
• Music:
“Peg” by Steely Dan (Porn Party)
“In Your World (remix)" by Red Cola (Matt/ “Fluffer”-girl talk at porn party)
• At the porn party, which was a 25th anniversary celebration, everyone was either dressed in silver or white or a combination of both (even Matt!) However, Christian was the only one dressed in all black. • Julia and Jude have a test to study to on the first day of school?!
• The previous goof is not an actual error. Nanette Babcock's suicide wasn't relevant to the events in this episode, so it wasn't mentioned. Also, how are we to know that they didn't mention it during times that weren't depicted in the episode?
• There is no reference to Nanette Babcock from the previous episode (including her suicide), not even in the "previously on Nip/Tuck" sequence
• First appearance of Gina Russo played by Jessalyn Gilsig. She recurs throughout Seasons 1 & 2, and becomes a full-time cast member in Season 3.
• Music:
“The La La Song” by Benny Cassette (Christian at bar)
“Detail In Grun” by Turismo (Christian at bar/former patient Shelly Edwards ‘offers’ herself and her daughter in exchange for more surgery)
“Lovefool” by The Cardigans (Kurt Dempsey’s surgery/Grace walks in on Christian)
“Gimmi Gimmi” by Tosca (Christian/Grace at bar together)
• Christian sleeps with Grace.
• Julian McMahon (Dr. Christian Troy) & Leslie Grossman (Bliss Berger) also appeared together in the episode "Witch Way Now?" of the series "Charmed".
• Music:
“Tighten Up” by Archie Bell & the Drells (Bliss Berger’s arm surgery)
“Spirits” by Junkie XL (Kimber at photo shoot with Christian)
“Live Street” by Livstrumpet (Christian/Kimber in his shower)
“Where Do I Begin” by Shirley Bassey (Sean checks on Bliss Berger post-op/Kimber’s fiancée Nico destroys Christian’s office)
“Baby” by Koop (Kimber having dinner she prepared at Christian’s/Christian breaks up with her)
“Hiding Behind the Moon” by Jeff Hanson (Matt/Vanessa/Ridley threesome)
“Nothing Natural” by Jill Sobule (Matt/Vanessa/Ridley threesome continued)
“Where Do I Begin” by Shirley Bassey (Bliss Berger meets on-line/phone “boyfriend”)
• The doctors finally find out about Nanette's suicide.
• Towards the end of the episode, when Kimber is putting stuff into her purse, she takes out something that looks like a can of spray paint. The very same color that was used in the vandalization of Christian's vehicles.
• Music:
“Skin Tight” by Ohio Players (Kimber pretends to be hooker/picked up by Christian/have sex in his car)
“Smile” by Dzihan & Kamien (Jude fixing breakfast for Julia at his apartment)
“Beautiful Crazy” by Space Raiders (Christian & Kimber {in nurse outfit} at CT’s apartment – takes pictures of Kimber for the “The Scene”)
“Funky” by Five Deez (Matt/Vanessa/Ridley get caught in threesome by Julia)
“Emerge” by Fischerspooner (Cliff Mantegna’s surgery)
"No Dice" by Tipper (Julia at Jude's apartment as he gets ready for 'The Scene')
“Make Me Cry” by B-Factor (Christian & Kimber arrive/intro at “The Scene”)
“Sleepy Language” by Layo & Bushwacka (Kimber in ‘Girl on Girl’ room at “The Scene”/Christian watching)
• In an earlier episode Vanessa said that Ridley was allergic to latex, but they say they used a condom given to Matt by Sean. There are lambskin condoms that can be used in place of latex condoms.
• In the Parent Conference scene, it is revealed that the reason they chose Matt's house is because Vanessa's mom, who is unemployed, is always home and that Ridley's parents had taken the locks off of her door. However, when Julia busted in on the three-way a few scenes earlier, the door was unlocked. If locked doors were such a concern, why did Matt leave the door unlocked?
• Goof: In the opening scene when Kimber and Christian are having sex in his car, there is an inconsistency with her clothes. He pulls off her top and immediately after that it is back on again. It's back off again pretty quickly, but if you look closely, you can see the editing goof.
• In the closed captioning throughout the episode, Kimber is simply referred to as "Woman" instead of "Kimber.
• At the very end of the episode it is revealed that Christian was adopted and molested by his foster father.
• Goof: When Julia offers Matt some French toasts, there's a fork lying on top of the pile. When the camera changes angle, Matt grabs the plate and the fork suddenly vanished.
• Goof: Skid marks are visible as the car stops after hitting Cara, but they have vanished when the boys drive away.
• How did the car hit Cara with enough force to throw her clear out of the road yet not even leave a dent in the front of the car?

• Music:
“Boombox” by Mosquitos (Christian/Kimber/Merril Bobolit at the spa)
“About the Sun” by Trevor Lissauer (Megan/Sean make love in hotel)
“Lover Boy” by Billy Ocean (Julia/Jude at gym)
“Shelter Me” by The Open Door (Kimber ties up Christian)
“Fever” by Daniel Ash (Kimber tortures tied-up Christian)
“A Sorta Fairytale” by Tori Amos (show ending)
• Goof: After Matt calls Sean the corner of the screen shows that the phone is on silent, but the phone was audibly ringing.
• Goof: During the scene where Christian and Bobolit are going to watch a boxing match in Christian's living room, you can clearly see an entire crew member's body for about 5-10 seconds behind Christian's chair. This happens about halfway through the scene, during one of the shots that shows Christian from his left side.
• The close captions spell Cara with a "K". Ironically, the episode has a scene with Christian's name mistaken for a "K".
• Goof: When Kimber and Christian are "role playing," she draws lipstick lines on his face, not his nose; however, in other shots, he does have a bright red lipstick spot. One minute, his nose is marked for surgery, the next it is not. The fate of Christian's nose changes many times over the course of the scene.
• Music:
"Sunshine Superman" by Donovan (Christian/surgery - sews fingers on patient incorrectly)
"The Four Seasons (Concerto No.3 in F Major, RV.293 'Autumn': l: Allegro)" by Antonio Vivaldi (Christian/Sean in re-certification with "heads")
“Claire De Lune” by Claude Debussy (Megan & Sean have dinner)
“Rocket Man” by Elton John (Megan commits suicide)
• Megan O'Hara dies in this episode by killing herself.
• At the end of the episode, Julia says to Sean: "I can't hate a woman who died of cancer at 36." Yet, in Episode 6 (Megan O'Hara), Megan's patient form states that she is only 31.
• Goof: The talking head of Adelle Coffin was a blue head with a hair piece (and an inch of prosthetic skin all around) on top. Digitally, the actress' face was filled into the blue part. Anyhow, the goof is that you can clearly tell the difference between the skin tones of the actress compared to the inch of prosthetic skin.
• Goof: When Julia first sobs after knowing Sean's affair, she puts both her hands on her forehead. But when the camera switches angle to Sean, we only see Julia's left hand on her face
• Goof: In the scene with Grace, Sean, and Sassy's Psychologist, Sean has a bead of sweat on the end of his nose in some shots but not in others.
• Music:
“Hot Legs” by Rod Stewart (Montana/Sassy “cankle” surgery)
• Music:
“Poison Arrow” by ABC (Maria’s heroin-filled breast implant removal surgery)
“Drive” by The Cars (Sean & Christian meet Escobar to pay him off at pancake/coffee house)
“I Wear My Sunglasses at Night” by Corey Hart (Sean, Christian, & Liz meet Escobar at hotel to remove Antonia Ramos’ implants)
• Music:
“She Blinded Me With Science” by Thomas Dolby (Heroin breast implant removal surgery)
““Baby” by Koop (Christian/Kimber/Bobolit at Bobolit’s house)
“Freaky (To You)” by Sweet Stuff (Christian/Gina have “labor-inducement” sex)
“Cars” by Gary Neuman (Sean goes to Escobar’s to kill him)
“Rapture” by Blondie (Sean’s post-attempt to kill Escobar/Escobar asks for new face)
“Wild World” by Cat Stevens (Sean in hotel/Julia comes to get back together)
“Following” by Chungking (McNamara’s/Christian having dinner at ending)
“Machine Gun” by Commodores (Escobar gets busted at airport by FBI w/’new’ face of Jorge Barco)
• Real Life Comparison: Escobar's surgery is loosely based on the surgery of Amado Carrillo Fuentes. He was a powerful drug dealer. In July 1997, he died while having plastic surgery to drastically alter his face so he could disappear.
• Julia finds out the results of Matt's paternity test.
• Goof: After Sean pulls the gun on Escobar you can see him going to again in the mirror.
• Goof: On the FBI Ten Most Wanted List, Escobar's nationality and place of birth are listed as "Columbia." Of course, it should be "Colombia."

• The previous two goofs should not be considered errors. The first one is evidence that the show's chronology is not the same as "actual" time. The second is at best an error on the part of the characters, and look at it this way: if the police had arrested the man whose face Gallardo had, then Gallardo would be free living in Colombia, and would still not be around to plague McNamara and Troy.
• What if the Feds caught the actual criminal that Christian and Shawn made him out to look like?
• How did Gina suddenly go from being just recently pregnant to nine months pregnant?
• The Miami Herald newspaper that Christian was reading was in an older format than the current one.

Quotes Of Nip/Tuck

Gina Russo: What's the matter, Christian, not turned on by pregnant women?
Christian Troy: No, just not turned on by you.
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Christian Troy: You didn't have an orgasm, is that right?
Grace Santiago: Not a shudder.
Christian Troy: You're a liar. I rode you like a triple crown jockey, and you came.
Grace Santiago: Get out of my face right now.
Christian Troy: I counted each contraction. Three times. Or were you doing your Kegel exercises?
Grace Santiago: [whispers] Lock the door.
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[at the start of a consultation]
Sean/Christian: Tell me what you don't like about yourself?
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Julia McNamara: Do you know how long it has been since I have heard you laugh? Since I have even seen you be emotional about anything? Jesus, Sean, I haven't seen you cry since Matt was born.
Sean McNamara: I'm not going to apologize for that. I'm a surgeon. If I get emotional patients die.
Julia McNamara: I'm not one of your patients, Sean! I'm your wife! And on your watch, a death has occurred, the death of you and me. This marriage doesn't even have a pulse anymore.
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Christian Troy: Can I buy you a drink?
Kimberly Henry: I don't drink.
Christian Troy: May I buy you an appetizer?
Kimberly Henry: I don't eat. I'm a model.
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Sean McNamara: Matt's having trouble at school, and he told you this?
Christian Troy: He's torn up. I guess he was showering in gym and shit and some tough guys were laughing at him and calling him AntEater.
Sean McNamara: AntEater?
Christian Troy: Basically, he's self-conscious about his dick, and he wants a circumcision.
Sean McNamara: He doesn't need a circumcision. That's a vanity operation.
Christian Troy: We're in the vanity business, Sean. It's what we do. Appearance is everything to a kid. It's how you fit in. Snip, snip, he feels better about himself, and you, sir, can make that happen. How cool is fatherhood?
Sean McNamara: I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. I don't want my family infected by what we do here.
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Kimberly Henry: I don't understand this! I haven't heard form him since my operation. It thought that we were gonna be together.
Sean McNamara: Ms. Henry, I think you're confusing Dr. Troy's pleasant and very thorough bedside manner with real emotions.
Liz Winters: If it's any consolation to ya, honey, you're not the first girl he's done this to, but at least you got a good set of tits out of it, so heal in more ways than one and just go on with your life.
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Quentin Costa: [after Julia has just fired him] You're a bitch.
Julia McNamara: At least I'm not your bitch.
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[during an operation]
Sean McNamara: You're shaving too deep.
Christian Troy: It's fine.
Sean McNamara: Do you want it fine or do you want it perfect?
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Christian: [about Dr. Santiago] She's a troublemaker and her shoes are cheap.
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Christian: The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we?
________________________________________Christian Troy: I think I work better on women I've screwed. Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul.
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Kimberly Henry: FYI, I met some movie producers who think I'm the bomb. They can't wait to get into the Kimber Henry business.
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Gina Russo: My tits are ripe. And this blouse is silk, stains are forever. So, I need you to suck it up.
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Grace Santiago: I keep forgetting about the hierarchy of McNamara/Troy, I keep imagining I'm apart of it.
Sean McNamara: You were brought aboard with the promise of parity.
Grace Santiago: What about respect? It's because I slept with Christian, isn't it? Suddenly I'm no longer a professional with credentials, I'm just his latest conquest.
Sean McNamara: I'm not here to pass judgement on your promiscuity.
Grace Santiago: Why don't you admit it Sean. You're operating out of repressed rage because I rejected you and slept with your partner.
Sean McNamara: Dr. Santiago, as a professional, it should have been obvious when I came on to you that I was acting out because of trouble with my marriage, it wasn't personal. It could have been anyone after you.
[Grace storms off]
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Christian Troy: You had no right to fire my nanny.
Gina Russo: I don't want my child around cheap common whores.
Christian Troy: He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore.
________________________________________Dr. Erica Noughton: Why? Do you have a sub-conscious desire to harm me?
Sean McNamara: I assure you, any desire I have to harm you is totally conscious.
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Salesman: You liked Gina before she conceived, you're gonna love her now, she's a tigress!
Christian Troy: Did you screw her?
Salesman: Well... yeah. She told me about your guys situation, I thought you were cool!
Christian Troy: [shoves salesman] You're bragging to me about banging the mother of my unborn child, and you think I'm cool with that? What kind of sick freak are you?
Salesman: She told me you weren't together!
Christian Troy: What's the difference? That's my god damn child you're poking at!
Salesman: She was just so lonely and beautiful. You can't see it, but I can!
Christian Troy: [knocks salesman down] Cancel my order! Stay away from my kid!
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Sean McNamara: Remember, We're treating a patient here, not just a vagina.
Christian Troy: That's easy for you to say. You've never been with Vagina Gina.
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Liz Winters: [to Christian Troy] You really want to get inside a woman? Stop thinking like a dick.
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Sean McNamara: I'd rather be a good doctor who helps people than a brilliant doctor who hurts them.
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Matt McNamara: Look, what's happened between the three of you is painful. But we can fix this.
Sean McNamara: Your Mother slept with my best friend, and you were the result, and I didn't know for 17 years, so stop defending them!
Matt McNamara: Yeah, and my Mother is sleeping in a hotel because you kicked her out, and I can hear you crying thorough the walls at night, so don't you dare scream at me!
________________________________________Christian Troy: Sorry I'm late.
Miss Wentworth: Have a seat, Mr. McNamara.
Christian Troy: It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.
Miss Wentworth: I'm confused. I thought you were his father.
Christian Troy: I am. I'm his, uh, biological father.
Matt McNamara: I have 2 dads.
Miss Wentworth: Well, was there a divorce? Oh, got it. 2 dads. Emily Willis has 2 momies. We're seeing more and more of this.
Christian Troy: Matt's father is my partner, Dr. Sean McNamara.
Miss Wentworth: I understand.
Matt McNamara: They're not gay, Miss Wentworht. My Mom slept with Christian before she married my Dad.
Adrian Moore: Technically, I don't have any father figures, but Matt's living in my house and screwing my Mom, so I pretend he's my Dad.
Ava Moore: It's true, Miss Wentworth. Matt and I are lovers. I was his life coach.
Adrian Moore: You see, Matt has a problem. He's a premature ejaculator.
Miss Wentworth: Ok, enough. I deal with dysfunctional families on a daily basis. And trust me, everyone has a story, and none of you are that special.
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Sean McNamara: Did you urinate in the soap dispenser, Matt? This act of aggression isn't funny, what's funny about it?
Matt McNamara: This whole thing is funny, Dad. It's idiotic.
Sean McNamara: I asked you a question, Matt. Did you do this?
Matt McNamara: No.
Sean McNamara: Adrian, was it you?
Adrian Moore: Ohh. He's scary, your other dad.
Sean McNamara: You're not leaving here until I get an answer.
Ava Moore: Don't you dare threaten my son.
Adrian Moore: Yeah, I urinated in the soap dispenser. You wanna spank me?
________________________________________Ava Moore: [to Adrian] You're not too old to get a backhand and I'm wearing heavy rings.
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Sean McNamara: Erotic is when you use a fetaher. Porn is when you use the whole chicken... and this girl's been through A LOT of chicken.
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Sean McNamara: I know your body. I always have. I know where you live and breathe.
Julia McNamara: Then how come I haven't had an orgasm in two years?
Sean McNamara: Because I didn't want to work that hard.
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Christian: [in reference to the vandalizing of his car] I'm serious, I felt violated. The last time I felt like this was back in the early 90s when some girl shoved her finger up my butt with no warning.
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Gina Russo: Hey asshole, my water just broke.
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Sean McNamara: Are you saying that I have your ineptitude to thank for my success?
Christian Troy: No, you have my 10 inch dick to thank.
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Christian Troy: Ever notice how "monogamy" rhymes with "monotony"?
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Christian Troy: [addressing a competing plastic surgeon who's wearing a white suit] Merrill. You look like a Q-Tip.
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[after a girl's night out makeover]
Liz Winters: I don't look like me!
Sophia Lopez: Well, I'm sorry. They don't make a lipstick shade called "BullDyke"
________________________________________[in a bar where industrial music is playing, Christian moves in on a younger woman]
Christian Troy: Would you believe the shit that passes for music these days?
25 Year Old Woman: You should come here Wednesdays, it's oldies night.
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Julia McNamara: [to Christian Troy] When did you become so cruel?
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Sean McNamara: [to Christian before his rectal exam after being raped by the Carver] What part of you being or having an asshole could shock me?
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Christian Troy: I'm a wildly successful plastic surgeon and I have a 33-inch waist. I'm a superhero, so now I'm going to put my cape back on and get back out there.
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Christian Troy: If you'll excuse me I'm going upstairs to pay somebody to pretend they like me.
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Quentin Costa: You're a bitch.
Julia McNamara: Maybe, but at least I'm not yours.
________________________________________Liz Winters: [looking at a patient undergoing a butt lift] Ass implants. What will they think of next?
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Kimberly Henry: Death is just the ultimate orgasm of life.
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Christian Troy: None of us get out alive. Now you can huddle in a group and face it one day at a time, or you could be grateful that when your body rubs against someone else's, it explodes with enough pleasure that you can forget, even for a minute, that you're only a walking pile of ashes.
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Christian Troy: [In reference to a woman who was on the schedule to have her lips, which were burnt off, rebuilt using skin from her vagina. However, Sean removed her citing concerns over her husband, whom she says doesn't go down on women and might find out where the skin came from] I'm putting pussy lips back on the schedule!
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The Carver: Beauty is a curse on the world. It keeps us from seeing who the real monsters are.