Quotes Of Shark

Sebastian Stark: You look really hot in that suit.
Jessica Devlin: Dream on.
Sebastian Stark: I will.
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Sebastian Stark: The only time you can be with a man in a hotel room alone is if you're married or I'm dead or both.
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Client: Go to hell.
Sebastian Stark: I have a condo there.
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Raina Troy: When do these people sleep?
Sebastian Stark: During the day. They're vampires.
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Client: I'm going to make your life a living hell.
Sebastian Stark: No thanks. I've already been married.
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Casey Woodland: I didn't know that.
Sebastian Stark: You should have that put on a t-shirt.
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Sebastian Stark: When I want your opinion, I'll stop ice skating in hell and ask for it!

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Sebastian Stark: [a mock trial, Sebastian is proving to the team that a witness can lose composure on the stand] Ms. Troy, how old are you?
Raina Troy: Twenty-six.
Sebastian Stark: How many men have you had sex with?
Raina Troy: What?
Sebastian Stark: Your Honor?
Margaret: Witness will answer.
Raina Troy: I have no idea.
Sebastian Stark: Ten? Twenty? Am I getting warm?
Raina Troy: Maybe you keep a running tally, but I don't.
Sebastian Stark: Have you ever contracted a veneral disease?
Sebastian Stark: [pause] Have... you... ever... contracted... a... veneral... dis... EASE?
Raina Troy: ONCE! In college.
Sebastian Stark: So you ENJOY unprotected sex?
Raina Troy: I was twenty-one!
Sebastian Stark: Do you also enjoy bondages? S & M? Is that a crucifix around your neck?
Raina Troy: Don't go there.
Sebastian Stark: Do you practice the teachings of your church?
Raina Troy: YES!
Sebastian Stark: How do you reconcile those teachings with your WANTON PROMISCUITY?
Raina Troy: You don't know a THING about me! Now you may live in a fancy penthouse but you are still an ambulance chasing son of a bitch!
Sebastian Stark: [pause] No further questions, and you may step down.
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Sebastian Stark: [Casey has just told Sebastian that a suspect judge is... ] GAY?
[Casey nods]
Sebastian Stark: I could kiss you so hard on the mouth right now...
Casey Woodland: Rain... check.